It's STILL the End of the World as we Know It...
22 12 12 - 00:18
The world avoided yet another cataclysmic end of the world prediction today. This prophetic round of media fueled hysteria came to us courtesy of the ancient Mayans & today's brilliantly "enlightened" New Age souls.
In lieu of that disaster, our Congressional "Fools on the Hill" didn't want to deny their disgruntled constituents a proper catastrophe, so now we're about to tumble over the Fiscal Cliff & completely sh*tcan the world's economy along with ours. Nice job, boys & girls...
IMHO, this proves that these bums in DC don't give a sh*t about the people that elected them. WTF, most of these turdballs have already left to spend their Christmas break in Hawaii, ostensibly to attend the funeral of Sen Daniel Inouye (RIP). Hey, a week in sunny HI sure beats the hell out of DC, ya know what I mean?.
We need to fire every one of these miserable, lazy, lying, stinking, self-serving, rancorous, dogmatic, worthless, useless, spineless, attention-grabbing, partisan, thick-headed, short-sighted, unproductive, atrocious, base, prattling, superficial, feckless, loathsome, narcissistic, egalitarian, lousy, lowlife, goldbricking, untrustworthy, misguided, inconsequential, heinous, foolhardy, vile, snappish, uncaring, misogynistic, cow-towing, chicken-hearted, apathetic, irresponsible, mealy-mouthed, know-nothing, stodgy, totemic, bombastic, bleating, boastful, imbecilic, campaign promising, money grubbing, pretentious, opportunistic, what's in it for me, unresponsive, backpedaling, vapid, tepid, glad-handing, callow, shallow, backroom dealing, holier-than-thou, Cheshire-grinning, baby-kissing, make-up wearing, over-coiffed, fake tanned, short-sighted, economy-busting, special-interest-serving, sweetheart-dealing, bootlicking, bloodsucking, spendthrift, layabout, stuffed-suit, lackeys that we've elected to Congress over the last couple of years.
Let's fire them ALL & let's try again. A load of newbies from the Idiot Village couldn't screw it up any worse than this current, tenured, breed of "elected royalty" that the US voters have saddled themselves with. Our Founding Fathers would be appalled at the lack of action by these 535 nincompoops!
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain, a Biography
Remember, write to your Congressman. Even if he can't read, write to him.
- Will Rogers
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